EROTIC ADVENT CALENDAR

Just like every year, I can't imagine Christmas without breaking out a sexy advent calendar this year. Although I have to say that considering how many years we've been running this tradition, it's getting harder and harder to get a calendar from a different brand than we had the year before. Although, of course, the same manufacturer never has the same content, since they are trying to be innovative, I find it just as interesting to open windows from another manufacturer's calendars as it brings you a more interesting comparison.

OPENING SYSTEM

If you've been reading my blog for quite some time now, you know that we have already tried all possible options for opening windows - from daily discovery to unpacking several windows at once (due to time possibilities) during a free early evening. Last year, we even opened the advent callendar all at once during a longer date at the Hilton, which I also wrote about.

This year, we thought it would be nice to open the windows one by one, and thus remind ourselves of the classic magic of advent calendars. And considering that we will be away from mid-December, we started opening the windows already in mid-October so that I could not only review the calendar for you, but also have time to take pictures of it and show it to those of you who don't like to buy a rabbit in a bag.

CALENDAR CONTENT

Let's get to the review itself. This year's calendar is called Feel the MAGIC SHIVER for 2022. For those of you who don't know these sexy advent calendars for adults, I'll just mention that they work on almost the same principle as the ones with chocolates for children. With the difference that on the twenty-fourth, the biggest candy is not waiting for you, the most interesting erotic toy is.

Most of the manufacturers didn't reveal which toy you would find on Christmas Eve five or six years ago. But with increasing popularity, they are already revealing this information so that customers can choose the right calendar for them.

WE- VIBE

In this year's calendar is We Vibe hidden. As you already know I absolutely adore this toy. And even though it wasn't the last Chorus model, which is remote controlled and has a lot of other functions, I thought we'd still find a use for it. And at least I won't regret it if I forget it somewhere in a private hot tub or in a hotel room after some wild date, which unfortunately happened to me with two We Vibe models.

I will not list here, as in last year's articles, individual windows. This year I don't even lay out all the unwrapped gifts in front of the photo, because then it's still impossible to photograph the twenty-four products in such a way that each one of them pops out as it should. But if you are interested in knowing the whole content of the calendar, make sure to go to my Instagram, where I really unpacked the calendar window by window for the first time this year. I have the edited sequence saved next to the post.

As I already mentioned, most of the calendars that I've had the opportunity to try so far are created very similarly. On the twenty-fourth, you get the biggest gift, the biggest toy, and in the remaining windows you'll find a few different lubricants, usually something from the lingerie segment, and a few sex toys and gadgets. For example, the masturbator - I think all six calendars I've had have always had Tenga eggs in them. This is such a classic and a sure bet, something you can count on, and I don't think it's a bad thing at all. That's why I really liked that this year's calendar didn't have a classic egg, but the manufacturer chose a more elongated masturbator model, which, by the way, I already recommended for Easter. It seems to me that your partner - at least according to the feedback I have at home - will enjoy it much more and the feelings are much more pleasant than with a classic egg. On the other hand, I definitely don't want to discourage you from eggs, if you haven't tested the egg yet, I believe that you will be satisfied anyway, because it's always a wow effect the first time. To sum it up, if you have already tried similar pieces many times, you will always appreciate some new variation of the wrinkles inside, the shape, or any other improvement.

Another thing I really liked about this year's calendar (I'm sure it won't matter to a lot of you, but I like everything nicely coordinated) was that all the toys were in the colors of the calendar. So either black or purple.

ANAL SHOWER

This year's calendar received plus points. I think all of you who like anal games will appreciate that there is  the focus of several windows on gifts from this segment. This was repeated in previous calendars as well, but I like that the manufacturer also thought of those who might be using the peg as training for anal sex and are just at the stage of discovering all the incredible climaxes that you can experience through the anus. We also opened a smaller anal shower in one of the windows, which personally made me very happy, because even though we have other showers at home, I like that this one is smaller, so it's ideal for short trips or dates somewhere away from home.

NIPPLE STICKERS

Another window that I was really excited about, and which seemed to be prepared entirely for me, were the nipple decorations. I liked that you didn't find such classic shapes as hearts with tassels or circles in, but the increasingly popular rhinestones, which in my opinion look much better in combination with lace underwear in this calendar. They also stay much better on when you want to take them to a sex party, for example, and you need them to last longer on your breasts. I discovered similar stone decorations only recently, on Valentine's Day, and since then I love decorating my cleavage with them. So I was very happy with the black stones which were in the calendar.

Many of the windows contained all sorts of toys, which you can see in the photo. And just like every year, this year's calendar also featured a turtle in the ZOO, which is my personal name for such a trivial thing (please note, when you go to the ZOO in a lot of terrariums there is a turtle as another animal - that's why it's popular I use this analogy). And "this year's turtle", in my opinion, was a leatherette. In last year's calendar, I considered the furry handcuffs to be the least useful piece for us, because I find them cheesy rather than sexy. But I believe that a lot of people wouldn't mind it at all, and on the contrary, they would like not to feel the cold feeling of metal on their hands, which I absolutely adore. I like the tips, but it depends on the model, it is ideal if the strands are also leather and are just long enough so that flicking them is slightly stinging. But here it was really a very soft piece that not only you won't beat anyone with, but you probably won't even use it, just like us.

Otherwise, I rate the Feel the MAGIC SHIVER calendar as very good, and if you are looking for a different option to, for example, the more well-known calendars you had last year, and you want to try something new, you will definitely be satisfied with it. However, if it is not obvious from the photos, I would like to mention one thing. If you test a lot of toys, you like to buy the latest models and appreciate more advanced features, you have to take into consideration that most calendars do not have the latest, newest models. I mention this only to avoid possible disappointment. Because in my opinion, advent calendars are not about having the latest and coolest toys, but rather about finding time for each other in the hectic pre-Christmas time, maybe trying something new and at the same time (if you don't read reviews, or at least one of the couple not reading) you have the opportunity to experience the magic of surprise. Which, by the way, is something I probably should have mentioned at the beginning of the article. But it's clear to me that those of you who enjoy reading reviews have long ago carefully researched the contents of this calendar and others like it.

In any case, if you can stand it next time, I definitely highly recommend keeping the possibility of an exciting surprise when you don't know what is waiting for you. This is what we did this year after a long time. I really couldn't resist reading reviews of the calendars, not researching their individual contents. I just picked this one because it had We Vibe in it, but I didn't pay much attention to the content. And I have to say, it made the opening even more spicy!