If you are one of regular readers of my blog, you already know that erotic advent calendar and cosmetic box from Estéé Lauder are something that belongs to my celebration of Christmas. I would like to share my review of advent calendar that I got from store Flagranti.
It was advent calendar from brand Satisfyer which you already know because they make well known and favourite clitoris stimulators. We intend on flying away from all Christmas gatherings somewhere near the sea where we want to enjoy ourselves as a family. So, we won’t be home from the middle of December. I can’t imagine travelling with all the pushchairs, diapers, necessary things for the baby AND the advent calendar even though I believe that our vacation would be spicier.
We were thinking about how to deal with this situation because we didn’t want to wait until January. Our last year strategy was to open few boxes of the calendar every weekend. But we are busy during weekends this December thanks to different celebration, parties, and events so we couldn’t repeat it this year. Since we couldn’t bring ourselves to spend a night in a hotel alone and find babysitter as we promised ourselves before the birth, we decided that we will use this calendar as the best reason to do so. We found a free weekend in my man’s busy calendar and closed ourselves in spacious room at one of our favourite Prague hotels. I think that I don’t have to tell you how amazing it was.
Because we knew that we would unpack the whole calendar we were thinking about the way how we want to choose which boxes to open first. It was interesting because we decided to pick the numbers according to the importance, they resemble to us. Even though I think that we know each other, I got to know my partner even more. And I think that he felt it the same way. Anyway, we opened all the windows, so we got great variety of toys, aids, and lingerie for one evening. And trust me that it was worth it. If you are intending on doing something similar, I will give you two tips. Bring batteries so you don’t have to take them out of the remote control, you will need them. Also start as soon as possible because it is quite a challenge to try all the toys.
Anyway, let’s get to the advent calendar review. If you decide to open him in any sort of order or think about buying it for the next year, I believe that you will appreciate this review. I was quite afraid that we won’t be surprised by almost anything since we already had different erotic calendas during the past years. But I have to say that we were more than amazed with the choice of gifts Satisfyer made. There were two vibrating toys which can’t be sold separately yet. This pleased me even more because I love everything new that is not reviewed yet.
There was Satisfyer Heat Climax completed by app. This innovative silicone vibrator is going to heat you up because you can customize the heat to the maximum of 39 degrees Celsius while you will be enjoying strong vibrations rubbing your bod P or G.
Another toy was Satisfyer Elastic Joy which is ideal for couples use. You know that I love all the toys you can use with your partner during sex and multiply your pleasure. And I loved Satisfyer Elastic immediately. In comparison with WeWibe can this toy be used in more positions since the shape is more adaptable.
You can see the content of this calendar in the photo. I really appreciate and think that is wort mentioning the fact that all the liquids such as anal lubricants, normal lubricants or massaging gels are full sized. The calendar from previous year contained only miniatures of the products which was a pity because some of them were really great, and I would appreciate them in larger version. I also enjoyed the choice of lingerie. The ones of you who watched my experiences with erotic advent calendar from previous years know that I uttered a sigh that they didn’t include bodysuits because they would be a perfect choice since they are one size, fit every figure and look great. It was great to find out that there were two bodysuits this year. One of them was very courageous and the second one which was more casual fitted perfectly.
Another praise will go to the creators of this calendar for two boxes which included massaging supplies. Maybe it is because I am currently more exhausted and because my back and neck hurt due to me carrying the baby most of the times, but I really appreciated them. I enjoyed a massage during foreplay and let my partner to spoil me with massaging vibrator even the next morning before we left. I hope that we will use these toys frequently. As you already know from previous articles, calendars usually contain also not so appealing items. I enjoyed that there wasn’t a lot of these items in this Satisfyer’s calendar. But if I have to mention some it would definitely be the hairy handcuffs which looked like they were a toy from a children magazine and something oddly looking that seemed to be aimed for tickling which could be used for some costume, but I can’t imagine using it in an erotic way to get turned on. But maybe it’s just caused by my preferences. Anyway, apart from these two B grade products is the rest of them A grade on the scale and I can’t wait to use them more.
The fact that these calendars are becoming more and more popular makes their authors to want to work on them to make them even more attractive for customers. Another detail that made it even more complex was QR code which was included and after opening the link there were information about all the toys and about everything this calendar included. I was really amazed that they thought about such a detail because leaflets are great, but you can lose them easily and it’s a bit old-school.
Speaking of the size of this calendar, these calendars and similar gifts are always a bit spacious, and you can’t expect that you can hide them at home. This calendar from Satisfyer had similar shape and size like the Amorelie erotic calendar that I wrote about only this one had better composition so you could take out some of the boxes and the calendar wouldn’t fall apart. Also, the size was adequate compared to the erotic calendar from Orion which I tested last year.
My review is subjective since I love them and test them. I believe that this calendar will amaze even the ones of you that have their drawers full of erotic toys and already had some erotic calendar. This one has excellent quality. And if you have never bought such a calendar, I think that you will love it as well. I you are at the beginnings of exploring your sexuality, you have new relationship, and you want to start purchasing different sex toys with your partner, advent calendar may be great opportunity to get various sex toys for a great price. Specially if you buy it during December or January in sales ;)